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+/*-------------------------*
+<| .::. yolomalloc.h .::.  |>
+<| Dude, do you even swag? |>
+ *-------------------------*/
+
+#ifndef YOLOMALLOC_H
+#define YOLOMALLOC_H
+
+#include <stddef.h>
+
+/* Allocating dat memory like a boss */
+void *yolomalloc(size_t size);
+
+#ifndef YOLO
+/* Error 404: swag not found */
+void yolofree(void *ptr);
+#endif
+
+#endif